The Schmoejoes are now on their 3rd drummer, ladies and gentlemen. We're up there with Spinal Tap at this point. What happened to Bob, our illustrative stick man? Well, he's discovered the joys of being the frontman of his very own band,
Thor's Hammer. As time is in short supply these days, Jim and I paid him his generous severance package and sent him on his way to stardom.
In further news, after an exhaustive search for drummers in the wilds of Southern Minnesota, The Schmoejoes have spotted a potential replacement in the wild. We'll know more rather soon.
We're proud to say that this change has not affected our schedule, as we have several shows coming up, and several more still in the process of matchmaking.
Current Super-Schmoe Shows:
Saturday, May 22nd
1st Annual Farmington Soybean Festival
The Schmoejoes with our Waseca pals, Paraphasia, and some other Southern Minnesota favorites!
Sunday, June 20th
Mankato's Solstice Festival
One of Mankato's biggest events would not be complete without a visit from The Schmoejoes. Benefit for History Fest.
Sunday, July 4th
Waseca's Lakefest
The Schmoejoes have headlined the Waseca Lakefest for 3 years running, and this will be the 4th. Ha! Get it? The 4th? Of July? Referring to the date?
Yeah. We hope to have some special guests with us as well, so watch this space.
More info on shows, and the revealing of the secret identity of The Schmoejoes new drummer coming soon!
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New Year's Eve with The Schmoejoes
Lads and Ladies, I'm happy to announce that The Schmoejoes are playing New Year's Eve at
Barden's Bar in Waseca. There will be food, bubbly, and the finest act ever to grace Waseca, The Schmoejoes.
Our fiends at
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No Cover ('cause we're all poor after Xmas)! Bring your New Year's Liver!
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The All About Us Show
Some think playing in a band is all 'whee!", and would be easy. In the words of Ringo, "It ain't". Part 2 of my epic Waseca County News interview is done and posted, so I've collected it here in its entirety:
Part 1
Part 2
Doris gets her oats at some point.
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