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    Wed, 11 Apr 2007
    Our Upcoming Shows: or, 'Why you've moved your wedding date.'

    Aye - here's the rub:

    Saturday, April 7th - The Schmoejoes @ Bunkers Music Bar & Grill in Minneapolis, MN w/ Morrisson & Alison Scott

    The Schmoejoes will be opening our first show in the Twin Cities. As you know, it's required to come to our show by City of Minneapolis statute 137.23.48a. Really. Read the book.

    $6 at the door. Get there early (9pm or so) to hear our solution to Global Warming, which is easily worth $3.75.

    Friday, May 4th - The What's Up Lounge in Mankato, MN w/ KitCar and The Mood Swings 3 bucks; a bargain at twice the price, but a devilish deal at thrice.

    Thursday, June 14th- The Uptown Bar and Grill in Minneapolis, MN w/ Seymore Saves the World - Seymore kicks off their US tour to spread the word of their new record, and The Schmoejoes are there with oranges, so they don't get scurvy on the way! Free! Bring an orange, and it will still be free! So, like, don't bring an orange then.

    Thursday, August 9th - Music and Movies in District del Sol - Parque Castillo in St. Paul, MN - Free! Run in the grass while The Schmoejoes alternatively caress, then assault your ears. Come for the music, stay for the movie! (As soon as I know the movie, you'll know the movie. :)

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